I sat in a barroom drinkin'
A mug of cold frosty brew
When one of the bar girls came over
Said, "Can I sit here with you?"
I said, "Sure you can
For I really don't mind
I'll buy you a drink if you wish
Just tell me what kind."
We sat there drinking for an hour
When she said,"Let's go to my place."
I awoke in her bed next morning
Of her and my money there was no trace.


© Richard